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Journal Entry: Thu May 15, 2008, 6:21 PM
  • Mood: I'm Ignoring You
  • Listening to: The Rasmus
  • Reading: FUCKING ROMEO AND JULIET. DDD:l
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All my journals are pointless.
Eh.
Whatever.
I just browsed people's journals looking
for tags. If you want to do one,
knock yourself out.
Most of them are stolen from
:iconsamaryvia: because he does a ton of them
and I'm too lazy to go find them on
my own.

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If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
People who don’t have any are liars.



I Fear…

[x] the dark
[] staying single forever
[] being a parent
[x] giving birth
[] being myself in front of others -LIKE HELL-
[] open spaces
[] closed spaces
[] heights
[] dogs
[] birds
[] fish
[] spiders
[] flowers or other plants -what the hell?-

Total so far: 2

[X] being touched -MAJOR PHOBIA- D: (
[] fire
[] deep water
[] snakes
[] silk
[] the ocean
[] failure
[] success
[] thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toads
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[] rats
[] jumping from high places
[] snow
[] corn ...I added that one myself.

Total so far: 3

[] rain
[] wind
[] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[x] heaven
[] being robbed
[] falling
[] clowns
[] dolls
[] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[] having great responsibilities
[] doctors, including dentists
[x] tornadoes

Total so far:6

[] hurricanes
[] incurable diseases
[] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[x] ghosts -I don't even believe in them, but I'm scared of them
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[] becoming blind
[] becoming deaf
[] growing up

Total so far: 8

[] creepy noises in the night
[] bee stings
[] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[x] blood -MAJOR PHOBIA, along with needles and...veins.-
[x] dinosaurs -lul, Jurasic Park-
[] the welcome mat
[] high speed
[] throwing up
[] falling in love
[] super secrets

--11
Aparently, being scared shitless of human
contact makes me normal.
Great.
I feel like I'm finally conforming.
:|

DIALECT MEME

this should be interesting
(gawd, please don't let the years of living in ross do anything T_T)
^I agree with the statement above ^



Age: 15
Where did you grow up: Ohio

WHAT DO YOU CALL:
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.

A creek

2. What is the thing you push around the grocery store is called

a grocery cart

3. A metal container to carry a meal in.

lunchbox

4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.

skillet

5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.

love seat

6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.

gutter

7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.

patio

8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.

pop

9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.

pancakes

10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.

sub

11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.

swim shorts

12. Shoes worn for sports.

uh...cleats?

13. Putting a room in order.

cleaning my room.

14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.

lightning bug

15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.

rolly-polly

16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.

teeter-totter

17. How do you eat your pizza?

pick it up and eat it

18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?

garage sale

19. What's the evening meal?

dinner

20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?

basement

21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?

drinking fountain


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1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
NO. sorta. not really. ;_;

2) What was your dream growing up?
To be a herpatoligist.
Believe me, I've heard all jokes.
No, I do not want to get herpes.
|:/

3) What talent do you wish you had?
I've always wanted to skateboard.
:'>

4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Rootbeer. rawr.

5) Favorite vegetable?
broccoli

6) What was the last book you read?
Me Talk Pretty One Day/Romeo and Juliet

7) What zodiac sign are you?
Aries

8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
Ear piercings. And I plan to get a tattoo on my chest
when I'm eighteen.

9) Worst Habit?
I chew on my pencils and pens
and everything.
I kinda sorta have an oral fixation.
Oh bby, that's why I love Mariku's tongue so much.
-no, I don't want to chew it-


10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
I'd pretend I was playing Hit and Run and
crash into you.

11) What is your favorite sport?
MARCHING BAND.
I SUPPORT NERDISM

12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
Pessamistic

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Molest you.
:icongromp:

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
My dad got remarried.

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
Tell me one NORMAL thing about me.
That would be much harder.
8D

16) Do you have any pets?
Too many

17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
Molest you.
:icongromp:

18) What was your first impression of me?
I want to molest you. [/horny]

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
They annoy the fuck out of me.
Pennywise was hilarious, though.

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
My weight

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
How could I be your conscience if I don't
even have one myself?
Sorry, but I killed Jimminy Cricket a long
time ago.

22) What color eyes do you have?
Brown.

23) Ever been arrested?
A.

24) Bottle or can soda?
Bottle

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
BUY A MANSLAVE

27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
Hell

28) Do you believe in ghosts?
No. But I'm scared of them.

29.) What's your favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Draw.
Big surprise on DeviantArt.

30) Do you swear a lot?
Like a sailor, baby.

31) Biggest pet peeve?
Text talk, people with no personality,
naive girls, wet socks.

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Fun

33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Somewhat.

34) Do you believe in God?
No.


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Emo Test
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[x] I like skinny jeans. -on cute skinny boys, YES. OH LORD YES-
[x] Music is my life.
[ ] I write poetry/song lyrics.
[ ] My hair covers part of my face.
[ ] I wear band shirts.
[x] I know who Jeffree Star is.
[ ] I wear/wore converse.
[ } I wear/wore vans.
[x] I wear eyeliner -It's a part of me. We are inseperable, my eyeliner and I-
[ ] I have or want my lip pierced.
[x] I had/have listen Saves The Day, Chiodos, Thursday and/or My Chemical Romance.
[ ] My love life sucks
[x] I'm in a band. :|
[ ] My MSN name has an x in it.
[ ] I understand that My Chemical Romance is not emo. {yerp, tey aer actullay in the pop catagory}
[x] I also understand that Green Day is not emo.
[ ] I know what mosh means.
[ ] I sit in corners often.
[ ] most of the time I dislike MTV.
[x] I take pictures of myself a lot. CAMWHOAR.
[ ] Especially ones where you can't see my whole face.
Total=8 -being in band and thus, appreciating what music actually is, makes me emo?-

[x] I am lost without a cd player/my iPod/phone
[x] I know that emo is not just a stereotype
[ ] I have/had thick oversized glasses.
[ ] I have/had a mohawk.
[x] I've worn black nail polish. -I'll never let myself live it down-
[ ] I hate my mom.
[ ] I hate my dad.
[x] I hate where I live. -NO. I LOVE CORN- :iconnontimpressedplz:
[ ] Black is a great color -Actually, it's the ABSENSE of color-
[ ]I do/have cut myself. -yes, because people with a phobia of veins, wrists, and blood do that all the time-
Total=12

[x] Right now I am listening to music -Er, destiny's child-
[ ] I know what hxc and sxe mean.
[ ] Myspace = Love and addiction.
[x] Hot Topic doesn't scare me.
[x] I wear studded belts.
[ ] I've had a body part signed by a band.
[ ] I've cried while listening to Dashboard Confessional.
[ ] I have/ had dyed/want to dye my hair black -what about the oposite?-
[ ] My closet is mostly filled with black or dark clothes. -Hah. No.-
[ ] I cry a lot
[x] I write on myself/or sometimes -my fantasy job is to be a tattoo artist. I absolutely adore body art-
[ ] I have been called emo before.
[ ] I hate being called emo.
total = 16


8 facts about me:

1. I like stuff
2. If I could, I would murder Miley Cyrus
3. I have thirteen troll accounts
4. I hate it when people say they need to pee. Have some decency.
5. I write a lot, but I hate it.
6. I'm in love with a senior who doesn't even know I exist
7. I'm also in love with someone who already has someone
8. If someone were to stalk me, I'd willingly give myself up to them. I'm a really screwed up person.






If you read all of those, you have no life.
:heart:

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Devious Information

  • Current Age: 15
  • Current Residence: Hicksville, Ohio
  • Interests: World music, marching band , reading yaoi fanfiction and doujinshi, and stalkers, yo
  • Favourite movie: Mr. Bean, Hannibal Rising
  • Favourite band or musician: Amr Diab, Nik Og Jay, Three 6 Mafia, Shakira, Admiral T, Steen1, Lupe Fiasco
  • Favourite genre of music: Rap, bollywood, and country
  • Favourite artist: Joan Miro
  • Favourite poet or writer: David Sydaris
  • Favourite style or digital art: MS Paint and The GIMP
  • Operating System: Windows Vista
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod nano
  • Wallpaper of choice: ...Bronzeshipping
  • Favourite game: volleyball
  • Favourite cartoon character: Ling Yao, the Maliks, and all three of the Bakuraes
  • Personal Quote: Only YOU can prevent a forest fire
  • Tools of the Trade: crappy ass pencils and fountain pens

Devious Comments

~yumbodeviant:iconyumbodeviant: 6 hours 39 minutes ago
thank you so much for the favorites!

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=CupidYamiVolta:iconCupidYamiVolta: 13 hours 13 minutes ago
oh yeah, in your case, cause you want it it would never be rape XD (poor Mariku, he would never get from u what he wants to obtain hehe u want him so much x3)

that's a good thing, cuz some fics just turn to be full of sex and it seems weird XD...don't loose the line of the story, cuz you're doing fine
LOL XD true!

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"At the time, my life just seemed too complete, and maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves" (The Fight Club)
=CupidYamiVolta:iconCupidYamiVolta: 13 hours 17 minutes ago
oh f@ck now i KNOW! O_o, it was freakin long, i finished reading it right now actually, BUT i left you a review ^^

hehe i know that too x3:heart:

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"At the time, my life just seemed too complete, and maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves" (The Fight Club)
~L-I-A-Z-88:iconL-I-A-Z-88: 13 hours 46 minutes ago Mood: Sadness
ahhhh im sorry but i cant do the pics! im soooo ashamed (runs into a corner and bangs head off the wall until she falls into a coma, dreaming of malik abuse)!

im soooory!

youll go the heaven for hurting malik coz its hotter than hell!

are u updating stalker this week?!

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the greatist trick i ever pulled was convincing the world i didnt exist!
~syersHasFEETS:iconsyersHasFEETS: 14 hours 1 minute ago
>.> *is scared*

. . .

*kisses cheek. . .you face!*

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If I had a nickle for every time I blinked, I'd be living on my own island by now.
~a-very-peculiar-cat:icona-very-peculiar-cat: 19 hours 12 minutes ago
Ok I'm sorry it came out a little rude didn't it? XD sorry did want to offend you.. gawjus XD

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I don’t know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again I don’t know the meaning of most words...
*Yao-Ling:iconYao-Ling: 19 hours 16 minutes ago
It was a joke.
D: (


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♫ I'll beat your ass
in low Brass ♫


I like boys with
pretty faces and have the
emotional stability of a
teenage girl.
:heart:
~a-very-peculiar-cat:icona-very-peculiar-cat: 19 hours 22 minutes ago
okay.. I knew that already. and your pretty rude yourself. ruder than me anyway

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I don’t know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again I don’t know the meaning of most words...
*Yao-Ling:iconYao-Ling: 19 hours 26 minutes ago
Then kiss me somewhere more appropriate, ho.

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♫ I'll beat your ass
in low Brass ♫


I like boys with
pretty faces and have the
emotional stability of a
teenage girl.
:heart:
*signmeupscotty:iconsignmeupscotty: 20 hours 49 minutes ago Mood: Delighted
Hi :wave:, thanks a lot for adding Not Entirely Green to your :+fav:'s.

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~unbelievablex:iconunbelievablex: 21 hours 13 minutes ago
thanks for the fav :)

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~yama-dharma:iconyama-dharma: 23 hours 38 minutes ago
Hey there!

Glad you liked my stuff! Thanks a lot!!!

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"We are too strange to live and too rare to die."
*Yao-Ling:iconYao-Ling: 1 day 4 minutes ago
You'll DEFINANTLY need time.
It's longer than the rape chapter of
Stalker.
o_O

-repressed squeal-
I-I love you...
:'D


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♫ I'll beat your ass
in low Brass ♫


I like boys with
pretty faces and have the
emotional stability of a
teenage girl.
:heart:
~Ecstasyislove:iconEcstasyislove: 1 day 7 minutes ago
Than you for the fav <333
^o^
*Yao-Ling:iconYao-Ling: 1 day 14 minutes ago
I didn't understand what
you were calling me at first.
I was offended.
I thought you were
calling me a jawbuster, or something.
D: (
But yes, gorgeous...
x]

No. I faved your
artwork.
I swear, kids these days,
so rude...
:no:


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♫ I'll beat your ass
in low Brass ♫


I like boys with
pretty faces and have the
emotional stability of a
teenage girl.
:heart:
~a-very-peculiar-cat:icona-very-peculiar-cat: 1 day 3 hours ago
sup gawjus?

you faved my shit! 8D

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I don’t know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again I don’t know the meaning of most words...
~Prekrasnojaba:iconPrekrasnojaba: 1 day 4 hours ago
Thanks for the faves))))
~Declan11:iconDeclan11: 1 day 6 hours ago
Thanks for all the :+fav:s
=studpup:iconstudpup: 1 day 7 hours ago
thanks for the :+fav: on [link]

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everyone stands alone at the heart of the world
pierced by a ray of sunlight,
and suddenly it is evening.
~syersHasFEETS:iconsyersHasFEETS: 1 day 9 hours ago
Yus.

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If I had a nickle for every time I blinked, I'd be living on my own island by now.
~Draiku:iconDraiku: 1 day 9 hours ago
Amen to that!

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The guy who climbed the mountain because it was there obviously had too much time on his hands.
~syersHasFEETS:iconsyersHasFEETS: 1 day 10 hours ago
You, I think that deep down inside every living being there is a strong desire to do just that XD

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If I had a nickle for every time I blinked, I'd be living on my own island by now.
~Draiku:iconDraiku: 1 day 10 hours ago
Of course you do. >: D

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The guy who climbed the mountain because it was there obviously had too much time on his hands.