Stolen from someone I'm too lazy to check to see how to
spell their username. I don't even know why I'm doing this. I've
succumbed to internet fads. I didn't feel like making
a new entry, so I edited out an old one. AGAIN. THIS IS THE SECOND TIME.
KAY.
I'm just going to keep editing this journal entry for all
these retarded crap tag things that everyone always reads more then my regular
entries, ironically.

1. What is your DeviantArt name and what does it mean?

It means I'm a GIGANTIC FUCKING WEABOO.


Unf, Ling, I love you.

2. Why did you join this site?

Porn

3. What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined?


Good god, my username.


-Fullmetal Alchemist

4. How many watchers are you currently watching now?

Enough

5. Your first gift ever was to?

The gift of beauty to myself.


6. List five things you are a fan of?

1: Me
2: Myself
3: I
4: New Shoes
5: Dulled pain

8. List four people you look up to the most?

I can only think of Billy Mayes.

9. How many pets do you own?

A hamster, five cats, +1 fucktard dog. And that guy that lives in my basement and eats all my food.

10. Who is your most played character?

Wat. Is this some sexual innuendo?

11. What do you prefer, Red or black?

UGH. Black.

12. Name 3 aspects of your personality?

1: Loud
2: Out Going
3: Opinionated

13. If you could have a power what would it be?

Be able to get out of the shwer and not having the mirror foggy.

14. Who was the last person you talked to?

The devil himself in my dream.


c:

Grandma. -No my grandma is not the devil, just stingy.

15. Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?

Everything I say is a script, I merely act.

16. Write the first five things that pop into your head?

1; Asprin
2; TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS, TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF
3; Retirement
4; A guy with a skinny neck, big head with thinning hair, and a big nose
5; Travel companies

17. What are the things you wish you could do better?

Get four promotions until I'm overloard of the world.

18. Do you like who you are?

most definitely

19. Spring, Summer, Fall or winter?

Spring

20. Rain or sun?

Rain

21. List 2 odd things about yourself?

1: The index finger on my right hand is slightly crooked from when I cut it off by slamming the car door on it.

2: I sleep talk all the time, every time, about everything, everywhere. I also have EXTREME NIGHTMARES. Mine could beat yours up.

22. English or Japanese music?

For being a fan of world music,I have to say that Japanese music- lacks.

23. How many scars do you have?

Two.

24. Do you wear spiked wristbands, Collars & belts?

What do I look like, a bondage slave?


Do not answer that.

25. What is your future?

I haven't read my palm lately.

25. Favorite TV show?

A lot.

26. Do you play any instruments?

FUCK YOU, FILL THIS ONE IN YOUR OWN. YOU ARE SO INSENSITIVE, YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS ABOUT ME!

27. What brand of stereo/Amp do you own?

Wat

28. Steak or Chicken?

:c

29. Favorite Color(s)?

It allows me to date other colors of the rainbow, but pink is my one true love.

Also orange.

30. Anime or Manga?

manga before anime, except after C

31. Beer or wine?

Beer.

32. Goth or Emo?

Goths are specifically formatted to kick emos' asses. Goffs large, baggy pants allow them to chase and hunt down emos, whos sisters pants make them unable to do anything but cry. They then use the chains on their pants to strangle them to death and steal their eyeliner.

Goff. I guess.

33. How many pairs of shoes do you have?

TOO FUCKING MANY. But I usually wear a favorite pair for a while then switch out.

34. What is the most amount alcohol you ever drank in one day?

Well, I've never been hammered.

35. Hot or Cold?

That song makes me sad.

36. Favorite pair of pants?

-Grey?

Also, I've always wondered... I know Americans wear jeans more then other countries, so what else does everyone wear? I hate that we only wear jeans. Its so unoriginal, it makes us all look the same.

I wonder about things like this.

37. Do you like your user name?

Fuck you

38. Have you tried any drugs?



39. If you have? what drugs?

You

40. Do you have a myspace/Facebook page?

F, yes.

41. Pizza or Kebabs?

Gag me

42. Are you a nice person?

I love you or hate you, and there's no question about it. I'm generally nice, though, although I tease.

43. How old are you?

Sixteen going on immortal

44. Home or library?

home

45. Do you like your music loud?

I have bad hearing. ALL THE WAY UP. -Which is probably why I say 'wat' to everything.

46. Kind hearted?

...If you're nice, aren't you kind hearted too? Generally, but it goes to a whole different level when I'm in love.

47. Do you drive?

yep

48. Annoying?

Fuck no.

49. Do you like sports?
Some.

50. Do you own a car or motor bike?

Malik is the only biker chick that I've ever seen that looks good.

51. Do you like the way you look?

yes

52. Do you keep secrets?

sometimes.

53. Should they release Criminals from jail if they have kill someone?

No.

54. Are you a liar?

to be honest. yes

55. Have you tried to kill your self before?

I don't think anyone knows this, but I used to contemplate suicide a lot when I was younger, around fifth/sixth grade, when I lived with my step mom. I'm not depressive, or self harming, or unstable, or anything like that, but my life at my dad's when my step mom was there was so unbearable that I hardly know how to describe it.

Wow a serious answer.

56. Do you like your avatar?

He is adorable when he looks like he's going to die from terror.


57. Have you ever thought about killing someone?

Torture is much more fun.

58. KFC, Subway, Mcdonadls, Red Roaster or Burger King?

Fuck all of that

59. Do you love your self?

We are not speaking

60. Do you cut your self?

No

61. Do you get depressed?

Yes

62. Do you have many friends in real life?

No, I live in a box.

63. Hardcore or Darkcore?

WTF IS DARKCORE.

Which is more crunk?

64. Should stalkers get a second chance?

only if they're good at it.

65. Imports or muscle cars?

imports. Mini Cooper, abe!

66. Gay, Bi or Straight?






Gay

67. Do you get enough money each week?

Recently, my mom has decided that, now that I'm sixteen, that I am old enough to buy my own things, so she's not buying me any material possessions anymore, and if I want anything I have to get a job.

...This makes me actually, extremely depressed. Also wtf.

68. Fast or slow music?

Fast

69. who is your favorite anthro artists?

KILL YOURSELF NOW- NO, LET ME TRY OUT THOSE TORTURE IDEAS.

70. Do you help people with there problems?

Depends who the person is.

71. Should police mind there own business?

...Isn't their job to intervene in unlawful conduct? But I don't generally like people of power, as they abuse it. There's nothing wrong with the police force, if it was not corrupt.

72. Do you have a Girlfriend?

No, come here, girls, let me love you.

73. If so. Who?

kggufyut;uggfiu

74. What is your Favorite band(s)?

The Beatles.

The music I grew up, the music I will die with.

75. Baggy or tight pants?

Form fitting, something that shows off my black booty.

76. How many TVs in your house?

Three

77. How many computers/Laptops in your house?

Three

78. Big or Small TVS

Both

79. Are you racist?

No.

80. What time is it now?

Seven.

81. Should the internt be free?

My mom pays for that, it alreay is.

82. Are you a slow, Medium or a fast typer?

I type as fast as Light from Death Note writes.

BITCH, THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAS SPEED

83. Do you like quizes?

Actually, yes.

That is fucking sad.

84. Do you buy stuff from those cheap Chinese shops?

Once I bought a forune cookie that transforms me into a used car salesman.

85. Do you own any wepons?

I keep a knife inside my star wars bag for those tricky situations.

86. If so. What?

I shoot love and happiness from my eyes. The emos cannot handle it.

87. How many speaker do you own?

Wat.

88. Have you ever been stalked or followed?

Yes

89. Do you own a pair of boots?

YESYEYESYEYESSSHOESFASHIONYESYESYESY

90. What is the best thing in the world to you?

Fandom.

Actually it probably is. My entire life, I've always gone through stages of being completely obsessed with something.

91. What is your favorite Emoticon(s)?



92. Do you like pie?

Yes

93. Have you ever stayed up longer then 24 Hours?

Yes

94. Do you have any big brand name clothing?

Yes yes yes yes, fuck this is boring now.

95. If so. what brands?

The way pyramid head makes his clothes.

96. Can you handle the sound of loud cars or motorbikes?

But can I stand it?

97. Do you like kids?

kick the little bastards

98. Sonic The HedgeHog Or Miles Tails Prower?

Both are too hardcore for me.

99. Jim Carry or Mike Miers?

Jim Carry

100. would you want to see all the Deviants that you know?

I've always wanted a massive orgy.



Yeah alright, now who actually read this.